Ozzy Osbourne Pretends to Be a Wax Statue, Scares the Shit Out of People

Ozzy Osbourne, the cantankerous Prince of Darkness who was surprisingly humanized by reality TV, recently took a trip out to Madame Tussauds Wax Museum in New York. For a brief period of time, he sat still on a bench and pretended to be a wax statue. When tourists tried to pose for pictures, they got the living shit scared out of them. It's a very funny viral video that cleverly doubles as a promo for Ozzy's upcoming new album, Scream. Watch:



By the way, out of all the onscreen and off-screen drama of this season's Celebrity Apprentice, it was Sharon Osbourne's emotional admission of colon cancer survivor guilt that made me tear up. I love that woman!

(And I am wrecked that there is no more Apprentice until the Fall! Facebook Scrabble, here I come!)